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Thanks, Dad
for teaching me that yes, I can – and I don’t even need to call Joe the Plumber to do it All new. From the basin to the wall. Should have done that 10 years ago!
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Treed
One of Una’s favorite things to do lately is race out the door, across the yard and straight up into the top of the cherry tree. Way up into those skinny little branches that sway in small breezes. Or when … Continue reading
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The remodel: before
1963 wall oven removed months previously since we hadn’t been using it for a couple of years. MOST of the blue tape is there to mark where changes were being planned but that big strip on the stove top is … Continue reading
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Violent criminal: coming soon to a neighborhood near you
Yes, folks, a third degree sex offender has moved in a block and a half away from one of our neighborhood gradeshools. Nifty, huh? Why can a sex offender live a block and a half from a school you ask? … Continue reading
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Save, spend, share
FrogMonkey recently opened a savings account at the bank. A place to put that random cash received not intended for the college savings plan. He received a cardboard coin bank (in my day it was metal and only the bank … Continue reading
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The most difficult thing…
Most days the most difficult thing about being a mom is getting in a shower. Particularly one in which you get to keep the curtain closed, take by yourself, do not have to repeatedly yell “what? I can’t hear you!” … Continue reading
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Water Aerobics
THAT was the. most. HILARIOUSLY odd experience ever. So I am trying out this one week free pass at my local exercise club. Yesterday I went to a Nia class with my friend and neighbor K – an oddly jazzy, … Continue reading
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