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When I grow up
“I want to be a Super Hero or an artist.”
Sounds good, FrogMonkey.
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The best laid plans
We anticipated Walk or Hop Kins.
We anticipated (S)KaiWalker.
We anticipated Johnny Walker.
We did not anticipate Lo Blo.
Really Teacher Jeff? Thanks.
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Hope retro is cool with the younger generation…
I always wanted to be the hip house that all my kid’s friends would want to hang out at. I thought we were doing well. We are fun, easy going, great cooks. We have space and toys and outdoor kid equipment. We even have swings in the basement.
Here is what some kids have to say about that:
“Why is he getting in to the front seat with you?” -Um, because we have a two door car and that’s the only way in to the back seat.
“Why do you use a key to get in your car?” -Um, because my car was made before those clicker thingys were invented.
“I have digital (popular card game) on my iTouch.” -We have the paper version. It lives in a cardboard box. In the basement. You have to use both hands to handle the cards. And no, honey, we are not buying you an iTouch for your 5th birthday.
“My mom usually gives me (insert packaged snack here). I don’t think I like (whatever I am serving).” -This is home made, organic, fresh, whole REAL food here, honey. Root, hog, or die!
“I got this great new game for my DS.” -WTF is a DS?
Oh, and that swing set in the basement? “Basements are creepy.”
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